Mermahuataur

Neither man nor beast nor beast, our lost and mournful hero roamed.

Dwarfed by the towering volcanic peaks of the Aegean,
The sea-dwellers shooed it from their home -
I'm sorry they lied, we've enough problems of our own.

Pitiful amongst the bustling Metropolis,
It was derided and ignored in deference to a latte with extra foam -
There's a recession on, don't you know.

"Moo," said the cows, scornfully.