Tuesday, 28 July 2009

You Slug

Hey buddy you gotta be more careful, that was too close.

I'm just walking down the road and then there you are in my face, crossing without looking.

I nearly stepped on you buddy. You're just a greasy tube with stalks for eyes. Yeah, a greasy tube, we all thought it but I said it. You can have that one for free.

You wonder how many of you guys die in a day? A week? A year? Too many to count, that's how many. You'd just be one more in a big long line of dead tubes. You gotta be more careful.

Nah I'm just kidding, best of luck buddy.

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