You Slug

Hey buddy you gotta be more careful, that was too close.

I'm just walking down the road and then there you are in my face, crossing without looking.

I nearly stepped on you buddy. You're just a greasy tube with stalks for eyes. Yeah, a greasy tube, we all thought it but I said it. You can have that one for free.

You wonder how many of you guys die in a day? A week? A year? Too many to count, that's how many. You'd just be one more in a big long line of dead tubes. You gotta be more careful.

Nah I'm just kidding, best of luck buddy.